🌟 LAZY FUCK OF THE YEAR 2025 🌟

🏆 CONGRATULATIONS BRIANE! 🏆

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OFFICIAL 2025 WORKOUT STATISTICS

StatBriane's 2025 ResultNotes
Push-ups (total)3All in January. Gave up.
Miles run0.14Got to the mailbox and back
Gym visits2Both times: vending machine only
Consecutive days without exercise365🏅 UNDEFEATED STREAK 🏅
Squats-4000Ass to couch
Burpees0Refused on principle
Steps per day (avg)47Bathroom doesn't count
Minutes on treadmill0Stood next to it once for a photo
Calories burned 127Opening the fridge
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